Pranking Hubby is My Hobby..yeah its Rhyme!

Haha.. I do love to surprise hubby. But not in a good ordinary way which ends up the hubby will loves you more (i mean the kind of giving surprise gifts,holidays, baking super fancy cake, getting him F1 ticket etc) but its wayyyy the other around. Usually my surprise will ends up either him ignoring me or scolding me or worse cursing me.:(. If i am lucky, he just shook his head and said "Awak ni memang takde kerja laa..and laugh togather".

Every month, there will be always few days hubby will comes home really late either because of his workloads or went to business trips, Hehe. Here's come the fun part. As a good wife i did wait for him to come home but instead of opening the door for him, i choose to wait behind the door, switching off all the lights and tv wearing costumes (usually my super white blanket) holding torchlight with a big growling or spooky sounds. He will alaways surprised, cursing or to the maximum emm..jatuh terduduk, siap urut2 dada tu. The reactions on his face was .. priceless. Ciannn.. i pulak akn gelak guling2 kat situ. Sampai sakit2 perut.

sometimes buat renungan tajam je pon dia terkejut juga, elemen pencahayaan juga penting

But, lately hubby dah pandai amik precaution steps. He will always checking the behind door upon his first step entering the house, the room, tengok kiri kanan checking out all the predictable places i may hide (termasukla kat dapur, bawah meja makan an all,hmm tu tpt i la tu).Of course la, i will not repeat the same stratergy, man. i ni kan unpredictable orangnye.. Tengok orangla... so, instead of surpring him when he just reaching home i choose to greet him as usual. My kids kalo dah lewat malam, dah tidur lena. so, i got ample of time to brainstorm, stratergising, choosing costumes, sounds effect or even props. Ha, alang2 menyeluk pekasam, biar sampai ke pangkal ketiak.. baru sedap lagi bau ikan pekasam tu kannn.

props i takdela macam ni.. ni over ok.

Biasnye lepas dia balik keje, either he will take his dinner first or mandi,depends on his tummy conditions.(lapar tahap gaban or just sikit2). Kali ni i akan wait for him makan and mandi.. before he went to the bath i will pretending to be very sleepy and wanna go to bed. Assuming i was already asleep, hubby will continue his routine mandi, and after that solat isya' kat bilik sebelah. So predictable la dia kan...haiyo. Boleh agakla kan, i mestila tak pegi tido, instead pegi bilik sebelah yang dia selalu guna utk semayang, hiding tepi cupboardla, blakang pintu and with my costumes, props and all. gigih duduk sempit2, gelap2 tak pasang kipas demi memastikan misi berjalan dengan lancar ok. tapi kadang2 tensen gak, coz hubby selalu mandi lama sangat. Ada pelaburan la juta2 la tu kat toilet tu.

last time i even brought the ipad, sambil nyorok sempit2 tu, surfing the net so takdela boring sangat tunggu dia mandi.serious lama. hubby ade habit suka scrub kaki before sleep. kaki dia mesti bersih bersinar before tido. lagipun effects lighting from the ipad tu dalam bilik gelap mampu menimbulkan suasana seramkannnn. okla ganti torchlight yang da abis bateri tu. From that room, i boleyy dengar bunyi selak pintu dibuka.. so sempatla i bersiap sedia,off i pad dulu, touch up apa yang patut. Bila dia masuk bilik....p sendirila.. "argghhhhhhhhhhhhh..@##!!&??..u nak i mati sakit jantung ke?" Siap urut2 dada lagi. Face expressions... priceless. Money can't buy. I tell u. The satisfaction feeling worth it la dok sempit2 tu.. Tak caya sila try. Kalo nak release tension ke, fikiran serabut ke sila kenalpasti mangsa anda.i macam biasa,,, gelak guling2 laa.. memang very funnyla. terlerai seketika segala masalah. in my case hubby la the victim. dia memang very easy target,in fact too easy,hehehe.

actually, his face expressions 100x terkejut daripada ni.

tapi pastu tanya juga, "jantung awak ok tak saya kejut2 ni?". "Oklaa.. takde ape2 pun.awak buat macam ni, nanti awak jumpa betul2, baru tau." tak baiklaa doakan macam tu. Tau pulak risau kann.Afterall,bergurau sesama pasangan kan sunnah nabi. i just do it on my unique way.. sedapkan hati.